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How To Choose The Correct Size Condom
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Are you wearing the correct size condom?
Choosing the correct condom size is important. Put aside your pride as this is a matter of protection and maintaining sexual pleasure, safely and responsibly, rather than inflating your ego.
If you wear the incorrect size condom there is a high rish of it spliting or slipping off, which could result to you aquiring or sharing a sexually transmitted infection or pregnancy.
What Penis Size Am I?
The average flaccid penis, measures 3 inches in length. An erect penis size is between 5-7 inches in length.
But it is the girth which determines the condom size.
So,
What condom size am I?
To obtain an accurate condom size measurement, this needs to be done with your solider at full atention. Once erect measure the girth of your penis in centimetres.
If you measure:
12Cm or less – Choose a slim line fitting condom,
12-13cm – Choose a regular fitting condom,
13cm+ – Choose the large to X/large fitting condom.
The condom size is not a reflection on your performance, that cums with practice, so at least you can now practice with confidence in a safe and protected manner.
Sid Phillis
Add comment 1,September 10, 2008
Earth Quake In England
27th of February 2008 an Earthquake said to be 5.3 on the Richter scale has been the most powerful quake in Lincolnshire since April 15th 1185, But why did it happen well roughly 15 kilometres below the streets of Lincoln there are old fault lines running throughout county and changes in the pressure of the rocks in contrast to the ever shifting tectonic plates that make up the crust of our planet causes the earth to vibrate violently and the sound and vibrations can resonate for hundreds of miles before dying down. Back in the 18th century part of Lincolns cathedral was destroyed thanks to the earth quake and it also levelled many houses too, although it did do very minor damage this time around it has managed to rack up an impressive ten million pounds worth of repairs.
Ok so most of you slept through the Quake and because you weren’t woken up it can’t have been that bad and those of us who were awake (myself included) didn’t really know what was happening until the news about 45 minutes later, scared I was not but I was very confused then it got me thinking what if we have another what if we have another and it was ten maybe twenty times more powerful? Are our buildings our towers and sky scrapers built to withstand the force of earth quakes? What about the more un-noticeable problems like water mains and gas lines? Have they been installed to withstand vigorous shaking? No I imagine not, we get over 200 earth quakes a year the vast majority go un-noticed by the public, now places like America that sit atop large active fault lines like the Andrea’s fault can get away with few casualties and minor damage to property and buildings compared to less modern times thanks to the way their house and buildings are built using special rubber bricks and suspension foundations and because they know they have powerful “killer quakes” they have an efficient warning systems than can give the residents valuable minutes warning before a catastrophe hit… Do we?
Bruce Long
Add comment 1,March 5, 2008
Why Does A Man Lie, Why Do Any Of Us Lie
Every wondered when meeting a new person if you get the whole story, part of a story or nothing but a story. There are 3 parts to every story and that’s the his side, her side and the truth.Do you feel that your partner fabricates the truth, maybe to either impress someone and make them sound more interesting if they feel a little threaten perhaps maybe.One man shares his wisdom with us.I’m a man and I’m a liar. A pretty good one, actually. All those tells and tics you’re supposed to have when you let fly a porkie? I don’t get them. Which helps when I’m trying to pick up women, because I can say pretty much anything and sound like I mean it.That’s not to say I go into every encounter with some elaborate fake backstory. I’ve never pretended I’m a millionaire, or told fibs about some sad background to find sympathy with a similarly-afflicted girl. I have, however, pretended I was an Oscar-nominated screenwriter, told someone I was manager of the Arctic Monkeys and, for one bizarre evening, been an Australian adventurer.And I’m not alone. Most men are compulsive liars if you believe the results of a new survey by Virgin, which found that one in ten British blokes between 18 and 40 added five thousand imaginary pounds to their salary, while 25% have lied about the size of their manhood.Researchers concluded that men lie more impulsively than women, but added that one of the reasons for this is because the modern male is under more pressure than ever before in both his personal and professional life.Does lying work?But is this true? Are women really impressed by faux tales of superlative salary, girth and length, especially when it’s so easy to be caught out?“There’s two phases of male lying,” says Neil Strauss, author of The Game, the bestselling memoir of his year as a professional pick-up artist. “Courtship lying to get someone to like them and relationship lying to keep their girlfriend from leaving them.”“Men are horrible liars,” he continues. “They usually get caught and if they don’t, it leads to a suspicion that lasts for the whole of the relationship. But I don’t think men lie because they are horrible people, they lie because they’re weak.”“I think there’s more pressure on men,” adds Susan Quilliam, a relationship psychologist and author of Body Language Secrets. “There’s a much higher rate of male depression and suicide than there was. Because they are insecure, they will try and compensate by lying.”The lengths some men go to put my tales of the Australian outback to shame. Strauss recalls “guys who got fake bank receipts that showed huge balances and when they gave someone their phone number, they’d ‘accidentally’ write it on the back of them”.And actually, it’s all women’s fault anyway; with their rising pay packets and demand for equality. Us men still want to feel like we are cock of the walk and impress the ladies with our status and power, but the problem is, we are facing potential partners who are richer and more successful than us.It probably won’t shock you to hear that I am currently single. What I do know is that my break-ups were about us as people, not about the size of my credentials.Honesty vs lyingThe irony is that while we men think we have to impress with tales of luxury yachts and magnums of Cristal, in actual fact it’s honesty and trustworthiness that are higher on a woman’s agenda when it comes to looking for a mate.“I think a man’s belief that he has to lie about himself is based on a primitive understanding of what girls are attracted to,” argues Neil Strauss. “[Men] think that women want a rich person, but they don’t, they want to feel safe. What also makes them safe is a guy they can trust. So honesty and trust are for some women more important than wealth.”In fact, he believes most lying men are doing it for each other’s benefit rather than women’s. “Guys are still competing with each other to be the alpha male of the pack,” he says. “There’s a primal, evolutionary need to be the ‘tribal’ leader.”What’s more, lying during courtship “is not going to work. If you have to say how big your pay packet is, it’s not that big, because you’re bragging about it. Girls aren’t looking for a fact or a number, they operate more intuitively”.It’s true. Despite my fabrications, I have actually had more luck being straightforward and witty, rather than extravagant and cocky. Girls can sense honesty and the desire to make a real connection, as opposed to a man who covers up deep-seated insecurity with an expensive suit and wandering hands.“If you think about it, because so many guys lie, it’s better to say the opposite,” Strauss suggests. “Never brag – as soon as you brag about something, it’s lost its value.”Are women just as bad?So, sure, we men can be a manipulative bunch, but ladies – don’t think you’re completely innocent in all this. For starters the Virgin survey acknowledged that women can be mendacious, pointing out that 16% of females have played down the number of sexual partners they’ve had.What’s more, Susan Quilliam believes women can be complicit in their suitor’s lies too. “They want a boyfriend they’re proud of,” she says. “A woman will often say ‘oh, he’s doing really well’ when he’s not, to present her man as someone who is achieving and has control over his life.”So what of this survey? After all, isn’t the relationship between men and women all one big, complicated dance? To me, the process of meeting someone new has always felt like the trailer before the main feature: all the best laughs, action and romance cleverly cobbled together without all the boring bits.The trailer never shows the daily grind, the mountains of washing up, the overdraft statements. Isn’t this one big variation on a lie we are all partaking in?I’m sure people in love would beg to differ with me. But then they’re probably lying.
Add comment 1,January 25, 2008
Sex Addicts
Sex Addicts
The term sex addict is more profound than you think, it does not just state the fact that someone is addicted to sex itself, it can also show underlying signs of influences from your childhood and suppressed emotions.
Ulrika Johnson hosted a programme to set out to discover the true meaning of the word sex addict and uncovered a very surprising outcome of her own reality.
Being diagnosed as a sex addict can lead to a life of upset, misery and a long string of failed relationships. It does not just mean addict to the urges and practises of sex, it also relates to the addiction and craving of love and the want of being loved.
Choosing to allow yourself to be with the first person that shows you any attention, just to be loved and sleeping with others in a short space of meeting them to be close to another.
Sex is not a cure for any problem; it is just a quick emotional fix, which rarely lasts more than a few days before things return to their normal standard. You can not have a relationship based on just sex alone as this is how it will stay and you will still feel lost and lonely, turning to more sex to feel wanted and whole again, and so the circle continues.
These problems can usually stem from your up bringing, by watching how your parents treated each other maybe by belittling and undermining each other, treating women as objects, or even a broken hearted women going through a string of men after a divorce to find comfort.
Any little insecurity could be the root cause to being defined as a sex addict. No one wants to be alone and lonely, but until you can feel happy and secure with yourself and your own life, the choices you make will more than likely be the incorrect ones as it’s not going to be your head you are thinking with, but your heart.
You do have your own mind and this should not be bogged down with desperate desires. One task they showed Ulrika was the horse therapy, they took her into a paddock with about 5-8 horses in and asked her to choose one, as predicted she opted straight away for the first one that approached her without even looking at any other others.
This was not allowed, she then had to look at and meet each horse in turn before she made her choice. Having done this she did eventually pick the first one that she met but this time she was happy with her choice and had made her decision clearly having looked at the other horses that were available, she then spent time with this horse grooming and making a connection with it. She had made the decision and not let the choice be made for her.
A study showed that women are most happiest for the longest, not when they have been shopping, not after they have had their hair done, this lasts for only a few hours, it is when they are confident and feel in control of their own life.
One way to try and be more in control of your sex addition or craving for love is to take a year of abstinence, sounds horrifying, especially if you have used sex as a emotional weapon for many years.
There are groups available for anyone who hides behind this physicality, it would be best to talk to you GP first.
Add comment 1,January 14, 2008
Ok Keep Your Pants On
A woman from Hartlepool has saved her house from burning down by using her BIG smalls.
Jenny Marsey’s cotton pants in a size 18-20 suffered minor burns as they were used to extinguish a frying pan fire, which her son and nephew started whilst frying some bread at the house in Meryl Gardens.
Jenny’s son of 18 first made the fire worse by throwing water over the flames only to be saved by her quick witted nephew Darren Lines aged 23 by grabbing the his aunts delicates and using them as a fire blanket.
Mr Lines, 23, said: “I just grabbed the knickers, put them under the tap to dampen them and then used them to put the fire out.
“The extractor fan had fallen on top of the oven and then all the flames went up. The electricity had gone off and we couldn’t see.
“It was just the first thing I picked up.”
Mrs Marsey, 53, was out for a pub meal when the fire began on Sunday afternoon.
“I think it’s funny now but at the time I was just shell-shocked,” she said.
“I couldn’t believe it when I found out how they stopped it.”
She said the blue cotton knickers were a Marks & Spencer pair that she bought a few years ago.
“I call them my emergency ones,” said the mother of four. “They’re the ones you wear when you’ve run out of all your others!”
Add comment 1,January 3, 2008
Baby Dolls
My Fake Baby
A programme that was televised showing the process of dolls that look and feel lifelike and the incite to the people that purchase these realistic baby dolls.
A lot of love and care are put into these replicate reborning babies by a lady who runs baby bunting nursery.
Although these dolls are a work of art within themselves, these reborning babies can be purchased for reasons other than collector items.
While watching the programme I can see and try and understand why the dolls are popular, I also think they can e purchased for the wrong reasons.
For a collection, can be perfectly natural but to actually buy and treat the dolls as a real baby seems a little disturbing.
Fr one lady it seemed she missed her Grandson as he moved to New Zealand with his mother and her new partner after she fought cancer and was given the all clear. Now after surviving an ordeal like that she has all the rights too not let life slip her by, the Grandmother took over parenting her Grandson for the 2 years and then have them both move to the other side of the world must have been hard.
This lady took photographs of her Grandson when he was a baby and the doll was modelled to his features, she showed the finished work to her Grandson and sad this is a baby you, when answered it is a doll she seem to get upset, it was when he started taking it out in a pram that cased concern or me. Too use the doll to suppress feelings of loss and emptiness is one thing but pretending it is a living thing I feel can start to trigger inaccuracies in reality, or can it help keep a person sane before pining strikes it hold.
Worse that that another lady had whole array of them, with a pram for each, each pram had different sets of wheels for them, inside ones and outside ones, now she did treat them as real babies dressed them, walk them, carried fake formula of milky conditioner around, as if they were a real baby.
The lady may have had reasons for either not having any children herself but surely a dog would be more beneficial, at least you would have interaction, she says she often wonders and imagines what the” babies” would do but feels she would not be able to handle the noise and the mess of a human child.
It seems as though this could be a very lonely life even if you do have a mute companion. This lady in particular shops for clothing for these reborn dolls, and Im not talking your cheap 99P shops, try Harrods, Roberto Cavalli clothing and bottle holders totting up a bill of nearly £300.00 in one purchase.
Let alone flying to America to escort her new purchase home, rather than having the doll shipped to her, as it happened the doll was damage and had to be returned before it had the chance to be carried across the Atlantic in the arms of a lady.
I kept thinking is it me, and I not understanding this, and tried to imagine why these people are fixated with pretending these dolls are their siblings. I could not, and Im an open minded person. I know people use animals and make them part of the family and treat them as human beings, but again and animal has life and characteristics, you can interact with them, I just can not stop thinking that there are serious metal issues that are unhealthy in utilising these dolls in this way, and my thoughts change form disbelief to pity, pity that these people can not find happiness in a living entity other than a object that has no life to it, as one husband said “ it looks like it should be on a slab in a mortuary”
They even go as far as to make the impression of them breathing, oohh creepy.
Give us your views and understanding on this subject, help us understand if you wish.
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Add comment 1,January 3, 2008
Songs In The Charts
Oh my god.
I have just seen the video to Uniting Nations song Do it yourself.
The posibilities to scrudle your noodle in to portraying movements of a sexual nature is intriquing.
Although there is not much to the lyrics, there is some eye candy in it for you guys.
Add comment 1,December 12, 2007
Online Dating
Online Dating
Our life’s are being bombarded with visions of trying to find the perfect partner. Are we in the age were we are just not happy with what we have got and have to see if each patch of grass is greener.
All these online profiles such as face book etc are now causing splits in relationships as old flames think they can rekindle there school sweetheart and not thinking of the changes or the consequences, thus only lasting a few months as the disruptions from the previously scorned relationship takes it told on the new relationship and the new couple find that things were not the same as they where all those years ago.
What has happed to the good old days, were people were single and went out to socialise to find a new partner face to face, not just if they can be bothered to log on and set up a profile full of lies to encourage through false advertising a new beau. If you have not got time to go out and learn how to communicate properly and honestly without having to sit behind a screen all the time then how are you suppose to communicate and compromise once you achieve to find someone that may be vaguely compatible.
I am not sceptic to those finding love through the powers of the world wide web, but surely it take the fun away from those little things that are important in striking up a a new relationship, It has been known for some people to have really happy and committed lives via these online dating agencies.
The problem we have nowadays is we are not happy with what we have and look on and join these sites while still being in a relationship, because heaven forbid we wake up and have the guts to end a relationship before another person is lined up, I mean where is the point in that? First you should correct or end a relationship and learn to live with that decision and learn who you are again and what you are looking for in a partner and life.
If relationships in your life keep failing, don’t just blame the other person, look at the cause it could be closer to home than you think. Do not just ponder through your already existing relationship looking for a way out or having an affair, it does nothing but cause upset, heartache and the ability to not trust anyone for a very long time afterwards.
So just think, before you decide to log on and make an online portfolio of yourself asking for a knight in shining armour with a good sense of humour who enjoys walks on the beach, ask yourself why are you doing this, why is the other person doing this, are they lying on their profile and are they already in a relationship, just looking for some fun, because if they have done it to you they can do it again.
It’s the same with affairs, if you let yourself get involved with a married man, and you believe the spiel they give you, the sneaking around and deceiving telephone calls to the wife/husband, what make you think they will be faithful this time.
If you want a true relationship make sure you are both single, that no one else is involved so not one else gets hurt, and start the relationship how you want it to go on, honest, open and true.
Most often the grass is not always greener, it just looks it. With all things that look to god to be true, they usually are.
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Add comment 1,October 5, 2007
New Age Limit On Cigarette Sales
The legal age to purchase cigarettes has been raised to 18 years old today, an anti smoking organisation says this could be pointless if not properly enforced.
The change in the law has become effective as from today in Scotland, campaigners say that this act must also be backed with policies and funding for cessation and prevention work.
Previously those aged from 16 could purchase tobacco, but last month MSPs voted unanimously for the move.
The Chief Executive Of Ash Scotland Maureen Moore said “ Increasing the purchase age can reduce smoking rates, but only if the law is properly implemented”
“We need to equip our local authority officers with enforcement tools to help them do their job”
“Ash Scotland supports the introduction of licensing the scheme for tobacco retailers along with the introductions of fixed fines.”
Ms Moore said figures show 82% of 15-year-old smokers buy cigarettes from shops themselves. But only 17 traders have been convicted for related offences in the last six years.
She added: “A licensing system which means you could have your licence to sell cigarettes suspended or revoked would be much more of a deterrent.”
Shop owners are now required to display signs in their windows and could face fines or prosecution if found selling to under 18 year olds.
Critics have accused the government of a “woefully inadequate” advertising campaign about the change.
James Lowman of The Association of Convenience Stores said: “This change in the law that will lead to thousands of 16 to 18-year-olds and even more over 18s being asked for proof of age.”
He said that there was a risk that refusal of sale could “lead to flashpoints, abuse, intimidation and even violence.”http://dirtydaydreamsonline.com//shop/index.php?cPath=207&osCsid=2e2433eed4fce323fa801ce936ea0bb3
Add comment 1,October 1, 2007
